Do you want to unlock the full potential of your pageant consciousness? Of course you do. Why not?
Our two-step program employs specially selected Miss Universe photographs, the science of psychology and the power of psychic energy. We think it works, but of course we're biased. By looking at the following pictures, and employing our techniques, you can become a fulfilled pageant fan.
Warning: We make no guarantees. Please follow the steps in order. First, photo psychology. Second, psychic powers. Third, deep mental relaxation.
Photos below by Arlyne Q. Peters / PNB