| Why do they call them the Texas Bikini Team? There's nothing Texas-sized about their swimsuits. (More like Monaco, we'd say.) Is it because they're athletic? They certainly look fit. But we've never seen any of them score a touchdown, or a hit a home run, or even lift a bowling ball. ("What are these holes for?") Could it be because they're from Texas? Well, we're not sure they ARE from Texas. They competed in Las Vegas. All we really know is that these ladies are good sports, and that they're sporting some very good figures. In the best tradition of athletic endeavor, we're going to call out the names of the 10 finalists, just as if they were taking the field in front of 70,000 cheering people Chris Bruck . . . Danielle Doyle . . . Amber Lee . . . Casey Rabago . . . Denise Garcia . . . Val Birkner . . . Jennifer Isom . . . Mika Shalti . . . Janelle Harrington . . . Alicia Merek. OK, game's over. Thanks for coming. But maybe you're thinking, "They're not dressed for real sports." You're wrong. In ancient Greece, where organized sports began, athletes competed entirely naked. But the autograph signings got to be too much. | 
