Pageant News Bureau - Alicia Hall

When you see Alicia Hall, you want to pinch yourself. She looks almost too gorgeous to be true. Her smile is so bright, her body is so right. If she had been around during World War II, her picture would have been painted on the sides of planes flying into combat.

She looks sexier in a gown than most women do in a bikini. And when she puts on a bikini, she makes other women almost invisible. She's a swimsuit pageant star throughout the United States and the Caribbean.

Several of our male staffers had been planning to marry Ali Hall. It was nothing definite, since none of them had ever dated her, and some of them had never even met her. But they assumed that fate would someday arrange the match. "I'm saving myself for Ali," was how most of them put it.

They can cancel their savings plans now. Ms. Hall is getting married to some guy named Guy. (His last name is Mocek.)

The fellows at PNB are all gentlemen. They wish the lady well. They wish her guy well. But as brave as they are, they can't hide their disappointment. "Ali's initials are AH, like a sigh," said one of them, "but now her initials are going to be AM, and that rhymes with damn."

If you're a guy, you're probably disappointed yourself. But show a little more class than these immature PNB swains. Click here and send Ali your congratulations. You can do it!

Top three photos courtesy of Alicia Hall, photo at left by Joe Whiteko / PNB

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